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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:13

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

What is your review of Kota Factory Season 3 (TVF Original)?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

{RING} {RING}

What do you love doing for fun?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Yes sir it is.

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is Farage right to blame the housing crisis in the UK on migration?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.